Posted 4 days ago

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

nakedbartender:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

Where was this fucking chart twelve years ago!

I love this so hard..

(Source: ckings)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

mellowboom:

Shades of light Blues & Purples- beautiful & calming

Posted 1 week ago

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

my-home-is-at-221b:

last-of-the-garrison:

you know what’s messed up?

when i’m sad, i watch supernatural

i watch supernatural to cheer myself up

and it works

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I had to watch Hannibal to make myself feel better after watching ‘Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared’…

(Source: casography)

Posted 1 week ago

dota2chainz:

id honestly shit myself

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
sciencenerdfightersftw:

These tweets consistently make me think really really hard about life.  It’s not comfortable but I like it.

sciencenerdfightersftw:

These tweets consistently make me think really really hard about life.  It’s not comfortable but I like it.

(Source: dasmon)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Taylor, you should seriously hang out with my husband and I sometime. We all like the same things!

The Walking Dead

Gane of Thrones

Dirty Sex

Mozarella Sticks

It’ll be fun! ♥

Posted 1 week ago

misterdoctorprofessornick:

me when I find a new obsession 

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